And now, over to the weather centre

Ooh lumme, it's looking wet in East Africa. 

If I'd just wanted to ride around in the p1ssing rain and see monkeys, I could have stayed in the UK and bought a fortnight's pass for Longleat. 

Oh well, "We get the weather we're sent" as a philosphical old lady recently said to me. And when I'm sliding down a muddy mountain on my arse, I shall draw comfort from those wise words