To answer some questions....

Some people have expressed surprise that I’ll be travelling on my own.

Well, the alternative isn’t always better....

  

“But Chris”, I hear you ask, “What if you get attacked by 400lbs of sexually frustrated lion?”  

So here’s a picture of a very mad but very brave “lion whisperer“ showing you how to deal with exactly this eventuality

 

 

In fact, I’ve been practising the technique on my neighbours’ ginger Tom with a fair degree of success......